amber's going out with mike. i guess tony was asking her perverted questions the whole time she was on the phone with him..like "have you ever made out with anyone?" or "have you ever seen a dick?" damn, i would've hung up on the cunt right there, but she still likes him or something fucktarded like that. the dumbfuck! but mike apparently really likes her and crap. that's great. i'm happy for her..well not really, but whatever.
had an odd dream last night. eh, dreams are private. ..bitches..
british people piss me off sometimes. ONE what the fuck is an arse?? if you mean 'ass' then say 'ass'. but arse? dumbfucks. TWO okay, it's not 'candyfloss' or 'telly'. you assholes, it's COTTON CANDY and TV! the hell with telly! THREE what does bloody mean? and FOUR do you not know any other words than 'fuck', 'shit', and 'cunt'? for god's sake you bastards, you can't say fuck after everything! hell, it was like two catholic second graders trying to cuss eachother out! eh..maybe we're just those damn ghetto americans. i'M pRoUd tO bE aN aMeRiCaN..bitches..
peace out. -dOpEy- (the contriversial bitch)