1. my name is sara

2. but i want to change it to dopey

3. i'm younger than i say i am

4. i'm older than you think

5. i think myself insane

6. because i've totally lost control before

7. i lie to my parents alot

8. i really hate my parents

9. i secretly hate my best friend

10. the girls in my schools are all sluts

11. so i feel like i have to be too

12. i feel like a dumbass

13. but yet i don't

14. i don't like it when people call me goth

15. just because one of my favorite colors is black

16. i've been called a poser

17. that's why skaters piss me off

18. i'm secretly a perfectionist

19. i hate japan

20. i hate anime

21. i think alot of animated people are hot

22. sometimes i wish i was animated

23. i think alot of guys are gay

24. canadians piss me off

25. i don't eat raw vegatables

26. i hate people who think i hate too many things

27. i don't tell my parents what i do on the internet

28. i think people who get affended by cuss words are gay

29. i hate vegatarians

30. they make me want to kill all the animals

31. i used to hate monkeys before i started to like gorillaz

32. i used to think monkeys would take over the world

33. people usually make fun of me for it

34. i hate it when the phone rings right in the middle of doing something

35. especially when it's amber and she has nothing better to do

36. i'm in love

37. but i don't want to admit it

38. i don't beleive in love at first sight

39. i don't believe in god

40. though sometimes i miss feeling close to him

41. i think the phrase "it's all good" needs to go to hell

42. i think my best friend cusses wrongly

43. i think amber is ass ugly

44. and rude and a stupid whore

45. but i'm afraid to stop being friends with her

46. becasue i think i'll lose my popularity

47. i think baggy pants are hot

48. it's sexy when you can see a guy's boxers

49. especially when they're plaid

50. emo nerds are sexy

51. though emo itself is gay

52. i don't beleive anyone when they tell me that i'm pretty

53. though i'm secretly agreeing

54. i hate seafood

55. except shrimp

56. i could live on moutain dew

57. and vault

58. and monster

59. i love taco bell

60. i get 10 mild sauce packets

61. just so i can drink them

62. i'm afraid people talk about me

63. so i talk about them

64. i have glasses

65. and blonde hair

66. my father's a marine

67. i love only one of my three sisters

68. i wear black eyeliner

69. talking on the phone is a nessesity

70. i hate most video games

71. i'm kind of bitchy

72. i don't follow the advice my friends give me

73. because i think most of them are dumbasses

74. and they don't know what they're talking about

75. i've never gone out with someone

76. but i've had my heart broken alot

77. i'm afraid i'm going to be alone the rest of my life

78. i'm afraid there's no such thing as love

79. i found the exorsist funny

80. because i don't believe in the devil

81. i don't think people like tons of self esteem

82. because it makes them feel bad about themselves

83. i think cartoon network is gay

84. excluding adult swim

85. i wish joe would go out with me

86. because i still like him

87. i'm afraid i'm fat

88. i hate ashley monroe

89. i've been called a lesbian

90. though i'm not

91. i've never been kissed

92. excluding dares

93. i wish my hair was blonder

94. i love my hands

95. and my feet

96. when i grow up, i want to party

97. i always paint my nails two different colors

98. i don't want kids

99. i'm very impatient

100. i want to rap or sing

101. so i can be richer than you